why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Fake Pockets: A How To
dude. this comic was made for me.
I can’t really argue
the noise i just made was not human
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear