where’s the fucking rent
“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”
“But I already talked to the FBI.”
"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"
"Did you find him yet?"
no matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up here
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that
why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Fake Pockets: A How To
dude. this comic was made for me.
I can’t really argue
the noise i just made was not human